1. beardthirst:

    i think the worst thing you can do is be mean to telemarketers 
    like bitch do you think they want to call your gross ass 

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  2. bisexualclara:

    theladyserket:

    today is bisexual awareness day. be aware of bisexuals. they are out there, and they are dangerous.

    #*comes out of the shadows rhythmically snapping*

    (via imaginmatrix)

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  3. justasimplehoe:

    what are the symptoms of being fergalicious

    (via labelleelysee)

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  5. beckie0:

simfected:

maythedownforcebewithyou:

myurlistoolong:

thefrogman:

A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK
“oh see there you go son”

BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

“See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

Woah.

    beckie0:

    simfected:

    maythedownforcebewithyou:

    myurlistoolong:

    thefrogman:

    A news station was interviewing a man who lived near a dangerous intersection. It is known for an inordinate number of car crashes.

    HE JUST KIND OF STEPS BACK

    “oh see there you go son”

    BALLS OF NONCHALANT STEEL

    “See, now this is the kinda shit I’m talking about…”

    Woah.

    (via labelleelysee)

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  7. I’m sorry that I’m both your umbrella and the rain.
    – (via amy—a—cups)

    (via sex)

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  8. midtowncomics:

Don’t you ever wish you were telepathic? 

    midtowncomics:

    Don’t you ever wish you were telepathic? 

    5 hours ago  /  94,614 notes  /  Source: thesourpuss

  9. owlmylove:

    avvadakedavvra:

    disneyprincessdreams:

    anniephantom:

    why doesn’t disneyworld have a kuzcotopia

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    Because they would have to destroy the homes of the locals to make room for it

    that hasnt stopped any corporations before

    #SHOTS FIRED

    (via hiiskyexoxo)

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